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- On January 16, 1999, The Joysticks Battle the Scan
Feed to Your Skull (then, The Joysticks Battle the
Clip-On Expressway to Your Skull) took part in the harsh
noise competition, Ohio VS. PA Noise Brawl.
This battle featured the Beasts of the East: Bob
Marinelli, Asian Prison Labor Semiconductor Perversion
Task Force (a.k.a. Oregone Cinema), and of course, The
Joysticks competing against the Best of the West:
Lockweld, Noumena, and Season of Discontent. The basis of
the contest was three randomly selected audience members
would vote on the harshness of each noise
maker(s), and the state with the highest score wins the
brawl. I must say before I get into the details of the
show that The Joysticks had unfair voting as result of a
few separate reasons. A) The Joysticks played first, and
the judges seemed reluctant to give away extremely high
scores that early. B) Many of the later judges
didnt have a chance to see The Joysticks
performance and their score. Therefore, they had no
background on the average score and high scores. C) By
the end of the show, scores seemed to be based overall
performance whereas The Joysticks judging was based
solely on harshness. D) The soundguy kept turning down
the sound when The Joysticks reached a peak. OK, now onto
the show. The Joysticks Battle the Clip-On Expressway to
Your Skull impressed the crowd even before they started
playing with their always intriguing stage setup that
included chemical formula posters. They had many
non-used, non-functional, electronics left over from The
Talent Show Ordeal that were on stage and ready to be
destroyed. The Joysticks used these televisions, radios,
asteroids, answering machines, computers, and other
unidentified objects to experiment, deconstruct, and
accidentally harm certain audience members during their
20 minute noise production session. Gregg, Joe, and
Richard arent typically known for a harsh sound,
but they were dedicated to getting the state of
Pennsylvania a win and revised their noise techniques for
this show. They opened the performance by playing an
Eye of the Tiger MIDI File while the Millvale
Industrial Theater owner, Manny Theiner, read, And,
in this corner, weighing in at a combined 673.0183944
kilograms, from the South Hills.... TH3 J0Y5T1CK5!
The Joysticks ran on the stage from the crowd area. Joe
immediately got behind his electronic workstation, Gregg
threw a telephone off the front of the stage, and Richard
began kicking the broken machinery that was laid out
strategically on the stage. After the initial
destruction, they took hold of the working equipment and
created a blanket of harsh sound. Richard, with hold of
his guitar, ran off the front of the stage shoving his
guitar in the faces of the first row audience members
(judges). Gregg began throwing the asteroids (many of
which were returned by audience members) at the crowd as
Richard was in the crowd smashing radios off the surface.
During mid-performance, Joe lit off the pyrotechnics
system hooked up to the home-modified Deltadeath
028.48HJ93L2 Keyboard, and the crowd was mesmerized when
the massive fireworks display began. Richard took a 25+
pound computer, leaped off the stage, and hurled the
enormous object beneath him while in the air. The result
was audience members getting computer shrapnel projected
at them, and many people jumped out of their seats in
order to escape injury. Richard then scorched his hand
after he attempted to placed a lit tank firework inside
the mangled computer. Gregg smashed a television screen
after he struck it numerous times with its own antenna.
The entire set was chaos filled with sound and
destruction. It was not safe to be in the Millvale
Industrial Theater while The Joysticks were playing.
Their amazing show was rewarded with a disappointing 11
out of 15, which was one of the lower scores of the
evening. They cleaned up the aftermath of their
performance, while many audience members came up and told
them that they deserved to win. People said they were
amazed, and they believed The Joysticks were terribly
ripped off with their score of 11. A. Hibbs, from the
Ohio-based improvisational guitar duo Noumena, summed it
up best, That was spastic.
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