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- Internet transmissions from Agent Valence regarding
the Joysticks Projekt B146J33's Holiday Talent Show
Ordeal:
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- After the rehersal for the "talent" show tonight, I
don't know if we're going to be allowed to perform. The
main performers were Dr. Spaztik, Cyborg Jim, and I. In
the program we were listed as The Joysticks Projekt
B145J33, and our "song" is "100100110101010111010110101."
Our stage setup included a NES hooked up with a power
pad, multiple televisions, a computer, some answering
machines, radios, keyboards/synths, boomboxes, etc. Our
entrance was amazing. People stared in amazement as we,
in our massive costumes, hauled in Nintendo equipment,
UFOs, and our other tools into the backstage area. Dr.
Spaztik skateboared through the stage curtain, as Cyborg
Jim and I followed with the Power Pad in hand.
- We recieved an appreciative round of applause. We
started off with some structured keyboard melodies, but
after aprox. 45 seconds, we just starting going crazy and
producing mass amounts of noise. Dr. Spaztik and I began
throwing/rolling televisions and computers across the
stage as the noise was still going. We kicked/broke
radios, threw some televisions frames (directed at
teachers), and basically, destroyed most of the
electronics we had on stage. Dr. Spaztik, then, proceeded
to light off one of those illegal tank fireworks on the
stage. The youth in the audience were really enjoying it
and cheering, but the talent show organizer made us shut
down in mid-performance. We didn't even get a chance to
unleash the asteroids or the flaming television. They
told us we were the "worry group" of the show, and that
they weren't sure what they were going to do with us.
While they were scolding us, audience members kept
interupting them with comments like, "Gregg, Richard,
that was the greatest thing I've ever seen," "You guys
are surely going to win," "Wow, you guys broke some much
stuff! That's great!," etc. Many roboyouth were born
tonight as all were exposed to electronic noise!
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- Agent V.
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(second post)
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- The Joysticks (Projekt B146J33) made a suprise
appearance at tonight's CVHS "talent show!" Dr. Spaztik
and I came to watch the show holding circuitry and Atari
cartridges, wearing full robo-gear and T-shirts with
computer printouts that read, "I got kicked out of the
talent show for lighting the stage on fire, and all I got
was this lousy T-shirt!" taped onto the shirts. We found
major support from the usually close-minded high school
public. Throughout the entire show, people within the
audience began yelling propaganda slogans, such as "We
want The Joysticks" and chants of "Joysticks, Joysticks,
Joysticks..." About every third act came out and
dedicated their performance to us as well. Some of the
performers had "The Joysticks" written on their body
using some type of ink dispertion system. At one point in
the show, one of the performers was pointing at Dr.
Spaztik and I in the audience. We stood up handling Atari
and computer gear. Dr. Spaztik then took it upon himself
to join the performers up front as he busted out the
"Running Man". Throughout the performance we also passed
out flyers reading, "The Joysticks Have Talent." At the
conclusion of the show, the curtain call, the other
performers made a sign out of sheets of paper saying
"JOYSTICKS". Dr. Spaztik and I decided we should get up
on the stage at this point. Spaztik kicked over the
lighting system as he was jumped up onto the stage and
grabbed a microphone. He said, "Hello?" and pass the mic
to me. I said, "Thank you for kicking us out of the
talent show after we lit the stage on fire. We appreciate
everything." Roboyouth take ctrl!
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- Agent Valence
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- Questions? Comments. OOBS
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