- Biography: Satan's Robot (as compiled by Hell's
- It all started in 1980. The year was 1980. The Prince
of Darkness and his esteemed assembly of The Evil Men of
Science began construction of an experimental robotic
entity. The purpose of the Robot: to be a Wacky,
Back-Talking Butler in Lucifer's Stately Manor. But the
idea of a "WaBaTaBu" was quickly discarded and replaced
with plans for a machine whose primary mission is to
spread Satanic Messages of Destruction to the World.
- After 17 years of arduously onerous labor...and
several prototype failures...The Robot of Satan was
finally complete. Satan's Robot was then released onto
Earth and his initial programming was activated - to
spread Satanic Messages of Destruction!
- And what better way to do this, thought Satan, than
through music? Thusly, Satan's Robot began procuring
musical "tools" and "building" strangely retarded audio
cassettes that are DRIPPING with Satanicness. Satan's
Robot's first accomplishment, a 30 minute audio tape, was
released to the public quickly and brainwashed the masses
and thoroughly Satanified them.
- With the experiment being a complete success, Satan
keeps his Robot activated and in turn, Satan's Robot
keeps spewing forth the audio cassette albums, cramming
them with synthesized robotobeats and other crazy sounds.
Already up to album #5, Satan's Robot has already proved
that Satan Rocks! But you don't have to take Satan's
Robot's word for it...
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