- The CV Bandits
are a three-piece noise band formed in order
to destroy and disorient the Chartiers Valley High School
Battle of the Bands. For those of you who don't know, the
Battle of the Bands is a lame excuse for a concert held
annually in the CV Auditorium. If one wants to see a good
Battle of the Bands, then go rent "Bill and Ted's Bogus
Journey". Bill and Ted rock like no other high school
band can at the end of this classic!
- The CV Bandits have written many songs that
will all be played on the night of this concert. Some of
which include, "D-76 is Gay", "CV Basketball Licks
Crotch", "This Battle of the Bands is Full of Talentless
Losers", "Wannabe CV Hardcore Kids Suck", and "Yellow
bookbags are for Pansies".
- The CV Bandits have unfortunately been the
target of many threats from a so called "hardcore" youth
attendee of CVHS. However approximately all 30 members of
the band (give or take 15), including Joe Milburn, are
still ready to perform. I have recently heard of an
encounter in which Agent Spaztik was approached and told
to eliminate all reinformation in regard to the Battle of
the Bands from this web site, however, I am keeping it
alive, for The CV Bandits cannot be stopped and
are ready to make a mockary of this ridiculous "harcore"
show. How "hardcore" can a school's assembly be anyway?
Well, I guess if you have some awesome and radical bands
like Preserverance and Burncycle, then it should be
great! Hahahahahahahaha. Death to CV Hardcore.
- The CV Bandits are going to be performing at
the Chartiers Valley Battle of the Bands, whether they're
on the bill or not. Be there to witness the anarchy and
takeover first hand, or hear about the aftermath from one
of the lucky attendees. "Hardcore" kids from Chartiers
Valley will never be the same!
- Questions? Comments. OOBS